"Vulgar Display of a Ridiculous Amount of Power"
This guitar has a ridiculously fat tone, that allows for crazy shredding, rippin' riffs, and some all around mind-blowing guitar sounds. The only thing I can imagine that would sound better is if I put EMG-81/85 in this punk, its just absurd.
Features? Uhm, doesn't really have features other than amazing, and that's more of a characteristic...
Ease of Use:
Haha, this is quite possibly the best guitar I've ever played...actually, just kidding, this is the best guitar I've ever played. The fretboard is unnaturally responsive, which does take some getting used to as it requires a very light touch, even playing past the 12th fret. I've played plenty of different guitars, even the SG equivalent of this, and none of them, including my Floyd Rose Ibanez have playability quite like this. I just don't have enough good things to say about this guitar.
I could honestly beat someone to death with this guitar, then proceed to tear out some blazingly fast shredding riffs with this beast. I'll probably have this guitar when I get to Hell, if I don't then I'll pick another one up on the way.
You don't need support for this guitar, just the standard 6-month tune-up if you really need it. I haven't had this guitar set-up in probably 9 months, and I'd really rather not take it to any of the guitar technicians I know of. If you need support for this guitar, honestly, just return it, you don't need to be playing an instrument of this caliber.
I'd pay double the price for this guitar, it's just that amazing. Think Paul Gilbert, John Petrucci, and John 5 all sitting down to make a guitar, would you pay anything for it? I know I would.
The Wow Factor:
It's a Gibson. Don't make me explain this, if you don't understand, you never will.
Overall this guitar pretty much epitomizes what playing music is all about. You can express yourself in pretty much any way you want, just as long as it isn't in an emo way, the guitar will probably tear through your chest and devour your heart, then bore it's way through to your brain to remove the world of you. It's amazing how much good you can do with this guitar, and how much good it will do you. You will never play a better guitar.